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- Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
- Benefits when you're ugly: You don't get raped.
WHEN I THINK ABOUT COLLEGE
- teacher: just do your homework
- doctor: just eat healthy
- mum: just clean your room
- opposite sex: just look gorgeous
- friends: just be socially active
- life: just be perfect
- me: it's not that fucking easy dude
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